I can only please one person each day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I don't care who you are, what you drive, or where you'd rather be.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
'Tis better to reign
in Hell than to
serve in Heaven.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
I have decided to live forever, or die in the attempt.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which a person can die.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it
I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.